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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie

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sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

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uhfriendlyblackhottie:

standwithpalestine:

La Paz (AFP) - Bolivia on Wednesday renounced a visa exemption agreement with Israel in protest over its offensive in Gaza, and declared it a terrorist state.

President Evo Morales announced the move during a talk with a group of educators in the city of Cochabamba.

It “means, in other words, we are declaring (Israel) a terrorist state,” he said.

The treaty has allowed Israelis to travel freely to Bolivia without a visa since 1972.

Morales said the Gaza offensive shows “that Israel is not a guarantor of the principles of respect for life and the elementary precepts of rights that govern the peaceful and harmonious coexistence of our international community.”

More than two weeks of fighting in Gaza have left 1,300 dead and 6,000 wounded amid an intense Israeli air and ground campaign in response to missile attacks by the Islamist militant group Hamas.

In the latest development, 20 people were killed after two Israeli shells slammed into a United Nations school, drawing international protests.

Bolivia broke off diplomatic relations with Israel in 2009 over a previous military operation in Gaza.

In mid-July, Morales filed a request with the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights to prosecute Israel for “crimes against humanity.”

Photos: Bolivian ambassador to the UN Sacha Llorenti wears keffiyeh in solidarity with Palestinians, July 2014. 

If the geopolitical definition of terror (there is no internationally agreed upon definition of terrorism) is the murder of innocent civilians, Israel is currently a terrorist state and the US is allied with and funding state-sponsored terrorism, at the least, and a full-blown terrorist state, at the most. Pretty sure if you are attacking innocent civilians en masse instead of coordinating an organized offense against a clear, identified enemy, you’re a terrorist (state).

(Also, Hamas is the democratically elected government of Palestine, not just a “Islamist militant group”)

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favabean05:

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andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

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the-winchesters-in-221b:

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davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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wildwood26:

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buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

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kittensrsupercute:

sophiealdred:

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

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rockytheracepony

Omfg YES!

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