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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

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Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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I’ve had some interesting conversations lately. The first with my 14 year old brother who I haven’t spoken to in while. For some reason we ended up on the topic of gay marriage, and this was what he had to say for it. “I hate when people ask me what I think about gay marriage. I tell them I won’t answer that question because I don’t care, it’s none of my business.”

Then a few days later an old college friend of my mother’s (whom I had never met before) came to visit for a few days. When I sat and talked with her, she asked, “Do you have a boyfriend?” When I answered no she nodded, paused, then immediately asked, “Do you have a girlfriend?” I was a bit surprised by the question, as I’ve never been outright asked that before by anyone, even by people who thought I was a lesbian (which I’m not).

It’s kind of an unspoken thing where I’m from, a lot of my friends are a little surprised and shocked when they see gay couples. Meanwhile when I was growing up my parents had a lot of gay/lesbian friends, and I remember fond visits to NYC to see Uncle Bud and Uncle Ralph. It never occurred to my siblings or I that it wasn’t normal for two men to be a couple, they just were. They were really fun so who cared right?

So for those of you who are not straight, fear not! The world is changing to accept you, slowly but surely. Someday same sex marriage will be legal in all 50 states, and nobody will question it or think it strange. Someday there’ll be total acceptance and equal rights, and I am excited to see the day.

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